Saturday, April 22, 2006

the Tan family's 5 tell-tale signs the daughter is having exams

1. sleeps alot more. but not in own room, because notes and things are all over bed.
2. walks around with notes in hand, but never reads them.
3. invades rooms of other family members, sleeps on their beds, eats whatever is available, and watches TV. (kinda like goldilocks)
4. dustbin in her room contains nothing but ice cream and chocolate wrappers (at last count, 2 out of the 6 magnums mum bought, one cornflakes ritter sport, one oreos wafer stick)
5. strange, intermittent, unintelligible outbursts such as: "MRFPH!" or "CHINESE HAMSTER OVARY?!?" or "STUPID LAC OPERON!"

posted by beckyboo @ 9:34 PM

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